Hello, Africa!

Last April, Marxist Dictator THUG Robert Mugabe suspended counting of returns from a presidential ballot that likely would kick him out off office after nearly 30 years of one “man” rule, proving what we on Hello, Africa! have been saying all along: Zimbabwe is really Communist-Occupied Rhodesia!

The last 3 months have seen a diplomatic tap dance break out between the various political interests involved, in an effort to have free and open elections held in Communist Occupied Rhodesia. Mu-garbage, as our groot friend Henry from South Africa calls him, has told England to “stuff it” and a repeat election was held, this time with only Mu-garbage on the ballot. Of course, he won.

Returning to "Hello, Africa"'s airwaves is Eric Harris, who first appeared on our show when the crisis in Communist Occupied Rhodesia first broke out. Here, to give us the latest on what’s going on, live from behind enemy lines, is Eric Harrison.

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